May 2013
is ur name wifi because i’m feeling the connection
is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
do you ever look at someone and think about how compatible you’d be with them and what you’d give to be able to lay your head in the crook of their neck and how much you’d love to fall asleep to the sound of them breathing and the warmth of their chest
I C ANT BREAHTE MY GRANDMA HAS ALZHEIMERS AND JUST SAID TO MY PREGNANT SISTER “DAMN YOU GOT FAT” OMG
jeou:
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
narutoe:
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
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when people say “present” instead of here during attendance
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